| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #551 | Gnollish flyswatter | 3 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #613 | Knob Goblin visor | 4 |
| #536 | Meleegra™ pills | 13 |
| #382 | Orcish baseball cap | 7 |
| #534 | Orcish cargo shorts | 3 |
| #209 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 7 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #973 | abominable snowcone | 5 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #780 | bar skin | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #322 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #664 | dirty hobo gloves | 11 |
| #1177 | disco ball | 9 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #144 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #195 | dusty left eleventh rib | 2 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #190 | dusty left fourth front claw | 2 |
| #192 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #196 | dusty left fourth rib | 2 |
| #200 | dusty left radius | 2 |
| #298 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #144 | dusty left third rib | 3 |
| #193 | dusty left ulna | 2 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #145 | dusty right fifth rib | 3 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #196 | dusty right kneecap | 2 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #195 | dusty right tibia | 2 |
| #136 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #184 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #181 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #976 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #538 | gnauga hide | 5 |
| #287 | guano coffee cup | 7 |
| #797 | handful of hand chalk | 12 |
| #402 | handsomeness potion | 3 |
| #689 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #6 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 55 |
| #548 | loose teeth | 73 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #685 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #770 | pr0n legs | 5 |
| #917 | radium-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #444 | rat appendix | 12 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #675 | ruby W | 8 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #1158 | saucepan | 10 |
| #739 | seal tooth | 7 |
| #434 | smart skull | 24 |
| #657 | snowboarder pants | 2 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #940 | super-spiky hair gel | 15 |
| #702 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1686 | toast | 176 |
| #1295 | turtle totem | 8 |
| #618 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #854 | wussiness potion | 3 |