vgk

RankItemQuantity
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#873Instant Karma3
#100Ring of Fire1
#12Talisman of Bakula1
#458black greaves3
#695black helmet1
#359black sword6
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
🥉dense meat sword112
#627hideous egg1
#81shimmering rainbow sand8
#75tiny bottle of absinthe413
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#4914tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1761tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser4
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#1348tiny plastic accordion thief4
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#2856tiny plastic cocoabo6
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#2137tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#2509tiny plastic mosquito7
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#14white satin shield258

Wow, that's 912 items total!

what items are this player missing?