| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |