| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |