| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1503 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |