| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1009 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #6 | bloody clown pants | 5,563 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | bone collar | 740 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1002 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #12 | coffin lid | 250 |
| #47 | disintegrating spiky collar | 12 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #940 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #318 | fake hand | 86 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #23 | grave robbing shovel | 272 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1044 | joybuzzer | 18 |
| #1505 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #1615 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #9 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1,684 |
| 🥇 | shock collar | 4,354 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4 | spooky bicycle chain | 630 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥈 | white collar | 10,609 |
| #1222 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #738 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #1777 | yellow snowcone | 3 |