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RankItemQuantity
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1578Cloaca grenade2
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#883Dyspepsi grenade10
#513Frat Army FGF1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#613Hell ramen1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#1206Instant Karma1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1839Mr. Mediocrebar12
#634NPZR chemistry set1
#528Newbiesport™ tent1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2522Rock Pops2
#391White Citadel burger2
#430White Citadel fries1
#2217Yummy Tummy bean23
#1061anticheese1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#2450baconstone1
#731barbed-wire fence3
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1149bottle of whiskey5
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#1053box1
#1334boxed wine1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#104chocolate saucepan9
#1628disassembled clover1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#1979drywall axe1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#744extra-greasy slider1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#1138fat stacks of cash2
#955flaming crutch1
#886flaming mushroom1
#941flaming talons1
#133flask of Amontillado1
#706frozen banquet1
#275gimlet1
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#5338grue egg1
#734grue egg omelette1
#2400hamethyst1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#669inkwell1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#612magical mystery juice2
#32meat stack60,006
#526megatofu3
#1565mushroom fermenting solution1
#469oily golden mushroom1
#705pile of dusty animal bones1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#2213porquoise1
#389potion of temporary gr8ness1
#71pressurized potion of pulchritude1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#115sausage wonton1
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#798sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1388spectral pickle1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#1494spooky mushroom2
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#1041spooky stick2
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#135tofu wonton1
#1077twinkly wad1
#2411valuable trinket1
#600voodoo snuff1
#1665yeti fur2

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