| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #205 | Crimboween memo | 41 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #383 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 14 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #596 | candy cane | 61 |
| #410 | candy stake | 14 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #363 | eggnog | 47 |
| #397 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 15 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #377 | fruitcake | 58 |
| #460 | gingerbread bugbear | 51 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #387 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #414 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #258 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |