| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #99 | Monstar energy beverage | 123 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #169 | nanite-infested candy cane | 98 |
| #536 | orange candy heart | 31 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #445 | white candy heart | 44 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |