Frown Figger

RankItemQuantity
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#1192astral mushroom1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#592can of maces1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#689chorizo brownies1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#516ducha de oro1
#969evil golden arch1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#88hairy staff1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#1281plot hole1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#558rubber axe1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#2209toy jet pack1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1

Wow, that's 24 items total!

what items are this player missing?