| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #252 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #688 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |