| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #334 | Meleegra™ pills | 29 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #3883 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| #416 | can of Red Minotaur | 9 |
| #458 | casino pass | 5 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #5340 | grue egg | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #845 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 51 |
| #78 | ice-cold Willer | 1,233 |
| #824 | ice-cold fotie | 10 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #133 | philter of phorce | 14 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #175 | wang | 16 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |