| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #222 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 8 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #9 | candy brain | 1,770 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1645 | disturbing fanfic | 3 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #488 | heart-shaped balloon | 11 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #324 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 2 |
| #168 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #740 | red pixel | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #42 | star shirt | 12 |
| #207 | stone frisbee | 13 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2055 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |