| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #222 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 8 |
| #1551 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #9 | candy brain | 1,770 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1646 | disturbing fanfic | 3 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #488 | heart-shaped balloon | 11 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #326 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 2 |
| #165 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #738 | red pixel | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #42 | star shirt | 12 |
| #206 | stone frisbee | 13 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2048 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |