| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #85 | Alice's Army Sniper | 3 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #473 | baggie of powdered sugar | 35 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #178 | bunch of square grapes | 30 |
| #206 | can of spinach | 10 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #623 | dense meat stack | 30 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #111 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #35 | folder (D-Team) | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #407 | spices | 50 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1991 | toast | 100 |
| #52 | toast with jam | 10 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #32 | water log | 2 |