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| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #443 | Gnollish toolbox | 6 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #489 | Mad Train wine | 193 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #685 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 6 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #167 | astral mushroom | 99 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
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| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #266 | bum cheek | 78 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #29 | coffin lid | 96 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #610 | dead guy's watch | 7 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #329 | dirty hobo gloves | 72 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1451 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
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| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
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| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #233 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
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| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
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| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
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| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #330 | moxie weed | 66 |
| #492 | necklace chain | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 6 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #879 | pile of candy | 3 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #197 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #765 | pretty flower | 55 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #297 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #148 | ring of increase damage | 4 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #264 | spider web | 214 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #478 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |