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| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #368 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #351 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 5 |
| #573 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 4 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1096 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2 |
| #666 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 4 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 7 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #330 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #380 | Yummy Tummy bean | 554 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #560 | asparagus knife | 8 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #675 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #965 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #769 | chef's hat | 4 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #944 | cog | 5 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #515 | dirty hobo gloves | 26 |
| #1344 | disco mask | 4 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #375 | enchanted barbell | 3 |
| #299 | enchanted bean | 8 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #606 | filthy corduroys | 5 |
| #634 | filthy knitted dread sack | 4 |
| #430 | foolscap fool's cap | 5 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #491 | giant moxie weed | 3 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #433 | hill of beans | 36 |
| #825 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 56 |
| #1201 | ice-cold Willer | 8 |
| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #444 | jug-o-magicalness | 2 |
| #539 | magicalness-in-a-can | 3 |
| #701 | meat stack | 11 |
| #789 | moxie weed | 4 |
| #420 | pile of jumping beans | 5 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #594 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #444 | shot of tomato schnapps | 5 |
| #838 | spring | 6 |
| #832 | sprocket | 7 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #575 | strongness elixir | 3 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3037 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #575 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 3 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
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| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |