| #595 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #1339 | Daffy Taffy | 12 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1623 | Valentine | 5 |
| #158 | Valentine's Day cake | 4 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #118 | arrow'd heart balloon | 5 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #106 | black velvet box | 7 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #80 | can of Binarrrca | 123 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #123 | double daisy | 4 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #160 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 4 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #913 | string of green beads | 13 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |