wackywoolywerewabbit

RankItemQuantity
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#724Daffy Taffy38
#342Mob Penguin cellular phone62
#925Mr. Mediocrebar52
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#623Rock Pops86
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#4724badass belt6
#1147banana1
#90banana cream pie8
#149bowlegged pants1
šŸ„‡bucket of anniversary lard1
#210bungle in the jungle5
#545can of fake snow1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#48chunk of depleted Grimacite179
#2494club necklace2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1595diamond necklace4
#2969easter egg balloon5
#882green balloon1
#1648heart necklace4
#234iron pasta spoon31
#520jar of swamp gas62
#136kneecapping stick119
#325mafia aria79
#153outrageous sombrero1
#320penguin skin264
#1763rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#1077rubber WWtNSD? bracelet7
#161scroll of pasta summoning101
#1623spade necklace4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#943stick of "gum"1
#2989stuffed Cheshire bitten15
#3029stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech15
#4262stuffed angry cow9
#5353stuffed astral badger6
#3097stuffed baby gravy fairy15
#3916stuffed cocoabo10
#4307stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#4952stuffed frozen gravy fairy7
#3076stuffed hand turkey15
#3564stuffed mind flayer12
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#4332stuffed scary death orb9
#4297stuffed sleazy gravy fairy9
#4742stuffed snowy owl7
#2666stuffed spooky gravy fairy18
#1974stuffed spooky mushroom3
#4253stuffed stinky gravy fairy9
#4016stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#174tin star1
#478tree skirt1

Wow, that's 1,325 items total!

what items are this player missing?