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| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1165 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 15 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #116 | White Citadel burger | 44 |
| #209 | White Citadel fries | 9 |
| #855 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #1958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 40 |
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| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #104 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 13 |
| #273 | bottle of Definit | 3 |
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| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #749 | defective skull | 22 |
| #695 | disease | 7 |
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| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1052 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #362 | eye of newt | 25 |
| #917 | fake fake vomit | 27 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #523 | glowing red eye | 18 |
| #88 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 16 |
| #170 | heart-shaped balloon | 100 |
| #992 | heavy D | 5 |
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| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
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| #628 | metallic A | 26 |
| #139 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
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| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #1005 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 20 |
| #651 | phonics down | 47 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #133 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
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| #52 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 4 |
| #710 | royal jelly | 3 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
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| #908 | ruby W | 2 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #517 | salamander spleen | 12 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #182 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #364 | slap and tickle | 4 |
| #129 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #611 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 127 |
| #552 | squashed frog | 13 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
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| #703 | super-spiky hair gel | 53 |
| #625 | tambourine bells | 2 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #753 | titanium assault umbrella | 4 |
| #1721 | toast | 168 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
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| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
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