MuffinQueen7

RankItemQuantity
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#834Amulet of Yendor15
#1527Crimboween memo5
#1603Daffy Taffy6
#777Double Bacon Beelzeburger3
#83Elfin shortbread13
#308Mae West1
#155Mae West with a fly in it2
#171Mr. Balloon1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#158ND1
#374NG1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#2281Rock Pops5
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#1165Tasty Fun Good rice candy15
#237WA1
#116White Citadel burger44
#209White Citadel fries9
#855Wint-O-Fresh mint10
#1958Yummy Tummy bean40
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#643asshat1
#7427badass belt1
#920bag of airline peanuts25
#132black lotus1
#104blue-frosted astral cupcake13
#273bottle of Definit3
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#307bottle of Lieutenant Freeman2
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#2860box of sunshine32
#363boxed champagne1
#1241brick19
#73calle de miel with a fly in it4
#2090candy cane11
#747clockwork key1
#953clown hammer21
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#838crazy little Turkish delight2
#515daisy3
#749defective skull22
#695disease7
#1355eggnog8
#1180encoder ring1
#1052explosion-flavored chewing gum16
#362eye of newt25
#917fake fake vomit27
#450fricasseed brains1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#523glowing red eye18
#88green-frosted astral cupcake16
#170heart-shaped balloon100
#992heavy D5
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1094joybuzzer16
#590long-stemmed rose1
#761lowercase N3
#955magical ice cube with a fly in it22
#628metallic A26
#139orange-frosted astral cupcake10
#1085original G2
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#915pet rock "Groucho" disguise17
#1005pet rock "Snooty" disguise20
#651phonics down47
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#688pink glowstick3
#133pink-frosted astral cupcake10
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#1810pretty flower2
#335purple pixel pie1
#97purple-frosted astral cupcake20
#52rockin' wagon with a fly in it4
#710royal jelly3
#558rubber axe1
#958rubber emo roe26
#908ruby W2
#142rusty metal key1
#517salamander spleen12
#943skeleton key1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#182skewered cat appendix1
#364slap and tickle4
#129slap and tickle with a fly in it2
#611soft green echo eyedrop antidote127
#552squashed frog13
#1728string of blue beads4
#1838string of red beads3
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#424stuffed zmobie2
#703super-spiky hair gel53
#625tambourine bells2
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#753titanium assault umbrella4
#1721toast168
#239tonic water1
#247tulip2
#511urinal cake2
#792white Canadian1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#624white chocolate chip cookies2
#847white chocolate chips2
#1104white lightning1
#1027white pixel1
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#807white snake skin4
#854white sword1
#1027whoopie cushion22
#1199wind-up chattering teeth15
#748x-ray specs19
#1091yellow snowcone21

Wow, that's 1,334 items total!

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