| #466 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #408 | Crimboween memo | 24 |
| #379 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 20 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #273 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 37 |
| #253 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 39 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1036 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 21 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #141 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 148 |
| #517 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1645 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #416 | big red clown nose | 13 |
| #487 | bloody clown pants | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #792 | bottle of tequila | 11 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #221 | can of Red Minotaur | 21 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #397 | clown shoes | 6 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #174 | eggbeater | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1407 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #366 | foolscap fool's cap | 7 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #249 | green glowstick | 7 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #455 | irate sombrero | 3 |
| #272 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 27 |
| #1630 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #324 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 6 |
| #246 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 31 |
| #432 | long skinny balloon | 13 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #243 | mariachi G-string | 12 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #422 | marzipan skull | 24 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #284 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 28 |
| #279 | pile of candy | 32 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #280 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1855 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1682 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #894 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #233 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 36 |
| #1001 | toast | 626 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1664 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1311 | yellow snowcone | 12 |