| #465 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #409 | Crimboween memo | 24 |
| #379 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 20 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #274 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 37 |
| #252 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 39 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1035 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 21 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #140 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 148 |
| #516 | acid-squirting flower | 5 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1648 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #414 | big red clown nose | 13 |
| #488 | bloody clown pants | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #793 | bottle of tequila | 11 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #221 | can of Red Minotaur | 21 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #397 | clown shoes | 6 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #173 | eggbeater | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1410 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #364 | foolscap fool's cap | 7 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #250 | green glowstick | 7 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #456 | irate sombrero | 3 |
| #271 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 27 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #323 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 6 |
| #245 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 31 |
| #432 | long skinny balloon | 13 |
| #1649 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #242 | mariachi G-string | 12 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #422 | marzipan skull | 24 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #283 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 28 |
| #279 | pile of candy | 32 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #281 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1851 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1681 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #895 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #232 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 36 |
| #999 | toast | 626 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1316 | yellow snowcone | 12 |