| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #20 | crazy little Turkish delight | 3,066 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #706 | green beer | 15 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #6 | pink glowstick | 42 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #214 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |