| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #875 | Ent cider | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #3284 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #240 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2506 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #567 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #19 | lowercase N | 1,790 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #359 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #296 | spectral pickle | 50 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #736 | toast | 1,037 |
| #200 | tortoise's blessing | 14 |