| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #276 | Crimbo candied pecan | 49 |
| #265 | Crimbo fudge | 54 |
| #269 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 50 |
| #261 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| 🥉 | Disco Banjo | 132 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #868 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 16 |
| #62 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 110 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #119 | astronaut ice-cream | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blank white card | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #96 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 10 |
| #67 | box of sunshine | 6,451 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| #66 | burnt flower | 427 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| 🥈 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 7,178 |
| 🥈 | chocolate disco ball | 2,588 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | dance card | 107 |
| #41 | delicious star salad | 3 |
| #5 | disco ball | 307,981 |
| #4 | disco biscuit | 36 |
| #145 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 8 |
| #24 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 48 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 11 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 23 |
| #50 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 27 |
| #97 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 14 |
| #93 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 15 |
| #151 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 7 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 11 |
| #118 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 11 |
| #147 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 7 |
| #103 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 12 |
| 🥉 | disco mask | 242,375 |
| #9 | discocktail | 1,086 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #64 | fistful of ashes | 79 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #15 | frost flower | 99 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #351 | handful of confetti | 104 |
| #439 | hideous egg | 5 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #80 | little paper umbrella | 1,391 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #449 | mafia aria | 51 |
| #10 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 737 |
| #5 | mugcake | 1,013,706 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #295 | pretty bouquet | 7 |
| #16 | pretty flower | 49,530 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #52 | radio button candy | 19 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #113 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| 🥇 | silent J | 1,003 |
| #7 | skull capacitor | 9 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | slap and slap again recipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | stuffed mink | 28,668 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny dancer | 5,000 |
| #11 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 572 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #53 | wriggling severed nose | 3 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |