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| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #474 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1061 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #223 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1852 | brick | 6 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1068 | clown hammer | 16 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1521 | disturbing fanfic | 5 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #883 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #250 | eye of newt | 51 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1144 | fake fake vomit | 16 |
| #962 | fake hand | 18 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #878 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #952 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #489 | herb brownies | 32 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1132 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #1215 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1054 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #925 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | oyster basket | 81 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1047 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #222 | salamander spleen | 57 |
| #1460 | saucepan | 3 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #267 | squashed frog | 55 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #377 | white Canadian | 7 |
| #1195 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1262 | yellow snowcone | 14 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |