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| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
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| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
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| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1855 | brick | 6 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
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| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
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| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #881 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #250 | eye of newt | 51 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1142 | fake fake vomit | 16 |
| #958 | fake hand | 18 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #878 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1129 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #1216 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1052 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #924 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1083 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | oyster basket | 81 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1046 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1125 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #222 | salamander spleen | 57 |
| #1465 | saucepan | 3 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #268 | squashed frog | 55 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #379 | white Canadian | 7 |
| #1193 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1457 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | yellow snowcone | 14 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |