| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1019 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #377 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 4 |
| #573 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 4 |
| #308 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 3 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 25 |
| #104 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 34 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #788 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #541 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #374 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 2 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #87 | penguin shorts | 2 |
| #411 | penguin skin | 146 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #49 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 2 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #660 | snowboarder pants | 2 |
| #310 | spork | 5 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #43 | yakskin kilt | 2 |