| #686 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #865 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #592 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #346 | ASCII shirt | 5 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #113 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 5 |
| #68 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 5 |
| #116 | Eau de Guaneau | 5 |
| #603 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 5 |
| #585 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 5 |
| #566 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 5 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 5 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #403 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #151 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 5 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #154 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #779 | baconstone | 10 |
| #241 | bag of lard | 5 |
| #107 | beaten-up Chucks | 5 |
| #162 | black eyedrops | 5 |
| #175 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 5 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #167 | bottle of pirate juice | 5 |
| #89 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 5 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #3449 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #82 | cube of billiard chalk | 5 |
| #125 | cyclops eyedrops | 5 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| #1099 | disassembled clover | 10 |
| #163 | distilled fortified wine | 15 |
| #159 | donkey flipbook | 5 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #220 | [2426]fire flower | 5 |
| #72 | freezerburned ice cube | 5 |
| #785 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #82 | irradiated pet snacks | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #444 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #94 | live lobster | 12 |
| #109 | longhaired hippy wig | 5 |
| #607 | meat stack | 20 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #96 | orange peel hat | 5 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #152 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 5 |
| #726 | porquoise | 10 |
| #610 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #120 | scented massage oil | 15 |
| #107 | shrinking powder | 5 |
| #50 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #105 | tasty tart | 15 |
| #140 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #105 | tube sock | 5 |
| #121 | wreath of laurels | 5 |