| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #846 | box of sunshine | 325 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #2057 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #125 | pufferfish spine | 2 |
| #33 | roasted marshmallow | 999 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #995 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #875 | useless powder | 64 |