| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #12 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2,197 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #22 | Gnollish flyswatter | 380 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #391 | black forest ham | 3 |
| 🥉 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 881 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #3785 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #8 | flypaper staff | 27 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #83 | green glowstick | 13 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #58 | hot stuffing | 7 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #207 | purple glowstick | 8 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |