| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #465 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 13 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #506 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #533 | bag of Cheat-Os | 10 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #241 | black kettle drum | 3 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #741 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #732 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #209 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1357 | disco ball | 5 |
| #1337 | disco mask | 4 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #335 | hellseal claw | 68 |
| #299 | hellseal whisker | 63 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #203 | overcookie | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #616 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 7 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |