| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #466 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 13 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #506 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #534 | bag of Cheat-Os | 10 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #241 | black kettle drum | 3 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1363 | disco ball | 5 |
| #1344 | disco mask | 4 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #336 | hellseal claw | 68 |
| #301 | hellseal whisker | 63 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #616 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 7 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |