fishwing

RankItemQuantity
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#499Boris's ring3
#466Brimstone Chicken Sandwich12
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#455Double Bacon Beelzeburger13
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#506Lord of the Flies-sized fries11
#736Supernova Champagne1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#365a butt tuba1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#731antique hand mirror1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#948antique spear1
#534bag of Cheat-Os10
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#504bag of lard2
#1215baggie of powdered sugar1
#630ballroom blintz1
#395big bass drum1
#241black kettle drum3
#697bottle of alcohol1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1584bottle of rum1
#344bottle of sake1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#1334boxed wine1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#744burst hellseal brain2
#3830candy stake1
#731carob chunks1
#235charming flute1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#212chocolate seal-clubbing club1
#1224cocoa egg1
#1363disco ball5
#1344disco mask4
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#2303gingerbread horror3
#336hellseal claw68
#301hellseal whisker63
#368knob bugle1
#204overcookie1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#114silver cheese-slicer1
#136silver salt-shaker1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#723silver tongue charrrm1
#616snifter of thoroughly aged brandy7
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#747solid gold pegleg1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1

Wow, that's 275 items total!

what items are this player missing?