| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #96 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 15 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #342 | Crimbo pie | 6 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #35 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #216 | Hell ramen | 20 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #141 | Knob stroganoff | 2 |
| #135 | Knoll shroomkabob | 11 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #11 | Snow Suit | 2 |
| #11 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #30 | asparagus lo mein | 13 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #49 | bat haggis | 17 |
| #116 | bat wing kabob | 4 |
| #140 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
| #87 | bean burrito | 19 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #37 | brains casserole | 15 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #278 | chocolate filthy lucre | 15 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #252 | chorizo taco | 17 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #309 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #384 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #273 | cursed cannonball | 3 |
| #244 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #302 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #296 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #54 | fishy fish lasagna | 9 |
| #124 | flower petal pie | 5 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #154 | ghuol egg quiche | 12 |
| #67 | ghuol-ear kabob | 17 |
| #64 | gnatloaf casserole | 5 |
| #114 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 8 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #79 | hippy herbal tea | 39 |
| #212 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,167 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #59 | jumping bean burrito | 23 |
| #43 | jumping bean taco | 8 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #192 | lemon meringue pie | 6 |
| #145 | lihc eye pie | 22 |
| #67 | long pork lasagna | 3 |
| #44 | menudo | 9 |
| #85 | nutty organic salad | 6 |
| #78 | olive lo mein | 4 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #163 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 50 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #122 | peach pie | 5 |
| #102 | pear tart | 5 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #155 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 3 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #48 | rat scrapple | 8 |
| #99 | royal jelly taco | 7 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #253 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #661 | stuffed ninja snowman | 6 |
| #44 | super salad | 20 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #207 | white chocolate chip cookies | 20 |