| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #197 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #135 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 4 |
| #249 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 33 |
| #5 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 199 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #269 | awful poetry journal | 564 |
| #105 | baconstone | 62 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1288 | badass belt | 43 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #973 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #144 | clownskin harness | 2 |
| #41 | demonskin jacket | 9 |
| #291 | disturbing fanfic | 554 |
| #132 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 8 |
| #1071 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #58 | frigid ninja stars | 942 |
| #156 | frilly shirt | 4 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #191 | goth kid t-shirt | 28 |
| #88 | hamethyst | 73 |
| #264 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #49 | pail | 188 |
| #240 | phat turquoise bead | 33 |
| #335 | pirate shirt | 5 |
| #74 | porquoise | 70 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #113 | rice bowl | 20 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #49 | safety vest | 4 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #216 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 3 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #33 | tuxedo shirt | 11 |
| #183 | vampire collar | 11 |