| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1034 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #260 | hot pink lipstick | 2 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1112 | ion grid | 7 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #974 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #401 | ridiculously huge sword | 27 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #748 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #387 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1094 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1071 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #749 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #50 | spoon! | 3 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1412 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #51 | tasteful black bow tie | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #144 | tiny maracas | 6 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #497 | titanium assault umbrella | 12 |
| #564 | tooth | 7 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1354 | useless powder | 13 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |