| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #408 | Cloaca grenade | 41 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #357 | Dyspepsi grenade | 38 |
| #494 | Ent cider | 12 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #161 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 12 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1016 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #42 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 12 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #632 | Valentine | 32 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #28 | Venus flytrap | 12 |
| #147 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,467 |
| #21 | all-purpose flower | 12 |
| #102 | anniversary balloon | 12 |
| #540 | antique greaves | 6 |
| #620 | antique helmet | 4 |
| #669 | antique shield | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #35 | babycakes | 12 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #247 | daisy | 12 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #44 | evil golden arches | 66 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1567 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #750 | felt | 12 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #282 | green balloon | 12 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #36 | less-than-three-shaped box | 11 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #240 | mugcake | 12 |
| #134 | personalized birthday cake | 12 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #256 | potted cactus | 12 |
| #72 | potted fern | 12 |
| #877 | pretty flower | 35 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #250 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #72 | sk8board | 50 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1210 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #362 | stuffed can of asparagus | 12 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #325 | stuffed dodecapede | 12 |
| #140 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #129 | stuffed zmobie | 12 |
| #514 | support cummerbund | 12 |
| #32 | sweet ninja sword | 803 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #64 | three-tiered wedding cake | 12 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #78 | tulip | 12 |
| #246 | urinal cake | 12 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #321 | white balloon | 12 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |