| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #744 | Ram's Face Lager | 5 |
| #309 | around the world | 5 |
| #485 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #661 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #76 | bat haggis | 10 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #94 | cream pie | 15 |
| #335 | creamsicle | 6 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #515 | disembodied brain | 4 |
| #797 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #281 | fricasseed brains | 3 |
| #679 | frilly skirt | 2 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #479 | hot date | 5 |
| #1003 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #534 | martini | 2 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #269 | ratgut | 10 |
| #538 | shingle | 5 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #589 | t8r tots | 5 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |