| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #944 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1346 | disturbing fanfic | 10 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #736 | pr0n legs | 6 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |