| #99 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 129 |
| #46 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| 🥉 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2,745 |
| #448 | Imp Ale | 370 |
| #14 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 3,868 |
| #77 | Mountain Stream soda | 1,136 |
| #99 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 879 |
| #123 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 701 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #157 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,337 |
| #54 | abominable snowcone | 763 |
| #51 | asbestos ore | 233 |
| #38 | bloody beer | 2,934 |
| #26 | bowl of lucky charms | 51 |
| #16 | catsup | 258 |
| #110 | chrome ore | 73 |
| #16 | concentrated magicalness pill | 188 |
| #1404 | dill | 4 |
| #15 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 955 |
| #60 | helmet turtle | 2,487 |
| #91 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3,973 |
| #29 | ice-cold fotie | 3,719 |
| #34 | ice-cold six-pack | 1,160 |
| #8 | jug-o-magicalness | 4,536 |
| #233 | lemon | 282 |
| #39 | line | 2,366 |
| #78 | long skinny balloon | 129 |
| #40 | meat vortex | 1,337 |
| #310 | penguin skin | 275 |
| #20 | phonics down | 9,000 |
| #108 | pr0n legs | 326 |
| #269 | ravioli hat | 119 |
| #251 | saucepan | 241 |
| #120 | seal tooth | 240 |
| #218 | skeleton bone | 251 |
| #175 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 97 |
| #89 | star | 1,074 |
| #38 | star chart | 802 |
| #222 | stolen accordion | 295 |
| #12 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2,724 |
| #64 | ten-leaf clover | 895 |
| #157 | tiny balloon knife | 5 |
| #13 | tiny house | 30,000 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #495 | toast | 1,939 |
| #145 | turtle totem | 471 |
| #65 | valuable trinket | 1,740 |