| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| #406 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 16 |
| #516 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 10 |
| #494 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 13 |
| #654 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 6 |
| #425 | Spam Witch sammich | 70 |
| #593 | Trollhouse cookies | 35 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #401 | abominable snowcone | 30 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1105 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #168 | black paisley oyster egg | 25 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1252 | defective skull | 4 |
| #1020 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #1034 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #1110 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #1229 | fake hand | 9 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #791 | green beer | 12 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1068 | jazz soap | 16 |
| #1187 | joybuzzer | 13 |
| #1115 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 15 |
| #15 | milky potion | 1,510 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1017 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #1046 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1103 | rubber emo roe | 18 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #661 | stuffed ninja snowman | 6 |
| #283 | thin black candle | 919 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1829 | toast | 136 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #380 | valuable trinket | 229 |
| #1008 | whoopie cushion | 23 |
| #1676 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1276 | yellow snowcone | 13 |