| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #150 | Cookbook of the Damned | 3 |
| #404 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 17 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin spatula | 173 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #947 | awful poetry journal | 36 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #389 | corn holder | 2 |
| #983 | disturbing fanfic | 36 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #380 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 39 |
| #470 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 26 |
| #407 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 32 |
| #349 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 47 |
| #451 | dusty bottle of Port | 30 |
| #318 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 52 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #339 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 35 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #189 | ice-cold six-pack | 88 |
| #166 | kickback cookbook | 4 |
| #326 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 17 |
| #509 | valuable trinket | 156 |
Wow, that's 814 items total!
what items are this player missing?