| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #3788 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #773 | clown hammer | 31 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #791 | effervescent potion | 3 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1565 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1109 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #957 | fake hand | 18 |
| #1532 | green beer | 3 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #2083 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1247 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #984 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #841 | milky potion | 2 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #685 | murky potion | 5 |
| #1227 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1127 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 15 |
| #931 | radium-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1290 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #799 | smoky potion | 3 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5715 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6400 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7697 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2456 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #735 | swirly potion | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1505 | whoopie cushion | 6 |