Culo

RankItemQuantity
#183babycakes1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1224cocoa egg1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1350ghuol egg1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1255giant needle1
#15heart-shaped balloon5,000
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1240pixellated candy heart5
#1433portable corkscrew1
#346pretty bouquet5
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#682spork1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 5,061 items total!

what items are this player missing?