Comrade Vlad

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#132black lotus1
#813black snowcone1
#4836box of sunshine8
#938bunch of bananas1
#5chrome helmet turtle245
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#882green balloon1
#4019handful of confetti3
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#174tin star1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#2115yellow snowcone1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 278 items total!

what items are this player missing?