| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #135 | M-242 | 100 |
| #16 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 22,650 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #970 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #129 | cream pie | 11 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #319 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1613 | roll of toilet paper | 11 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #111 | snake | 100 |
| #117 | sparkler | 100 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #871 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #205 | wang | 11 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |