| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #894 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #1720 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #1563 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #132 | disintegrating sheet music | 62 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1517 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1356 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1494 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #1414 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1160 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1451 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #2053 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1468 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #389 | tiny plastic angry goat | 40 |
| #269 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 53 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #465 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 34 |
| #372 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 41 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #292 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 48 |
| #528 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 31 |
| #369 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 41 |
| #299 | tiny plastic grue | 48 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #332 | tiny plastic killer bee | 45 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |