| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #895 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1719 | brick | 8 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #132 | disintegrating sheet music | 62 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1520 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1357 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #1416 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1161 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1452 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1466 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5315 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #388 | tiny plastic angry goat | 40 |
| #267 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 53 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #464 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 34 |
| #371 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 41 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #291 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 48 |
| #526 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 31 |
| #368 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 41 |
| #296 | tiny plastic grue | 48 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #331 | tiny plastic killer bee | 45 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |