| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #35 | boiling seal blood | 25 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #141 | cold seal sweat | 25 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #108 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 12 |
| #105 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 12 |
| #105 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 12 |
| #110 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 12 |
| #107 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 12 |
| #111 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 12 |
| #117 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 12 |
| #111 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 12 |
| #110 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 12 |
| #106 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 12 |
| #102 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 12 |
| #103 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 12 |
| #55 | discocktail | 144 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #200 | foetid seal tear | 25 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #192 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #142 | spirit gum | 25 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |