| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #54 | antique hand mirror | 228 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #12 | chintzy accordion pin | 93 |
| #52 | chintzy noodle ring | 32 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |