Duke Matthew

RankItemQuantity
#96Crimbo stocking1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#57Hanukkimbo dreidl1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#134Mob Penguin protection contract52
#61Time Juice8
#285Valentine110
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#132bad penguin egg1
#428ball14
#26bottled green pixie2
#1380brine1
#2741candy cane6
#12doppelshifter egg2
#525duck-on-a-string4
#1436eggnog7
#2871fruitcake2
#503kite14
#11liar's pants1
#61marionette17
#555pet rock14
#4photoprotoneutron torpedo13,479
#271rag doll9
#42rainbow tie4
#2571shiny ring2
#475snorkel1
#239sock monkey11
#789stuffed doppelshifter14
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#324top14
#125toy train14
#1269vinegar9

Wow, that's 13,838 items total!

what items are this player missing?