| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mr. Exploiter | 5 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #26 | dense meat stack | 1,000,000 |
| #6 | flaming crutch | 31,337 |
| 🥇 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2,000,000 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |