| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #330 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 6 |
| #645 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #185 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 9 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #222 | Gnollish casserole dish | 2 |
| #483 | Gnollish pie tin | 4 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #93 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 33 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #430 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 9 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #86 | rolling pin | 2 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #441 | skewer | 12 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #120 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #942 | wad of dough | 5 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #512 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |