| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #234 | brine | 78 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #800 | dill | 39 |
| #53 | disco ball | 1,461 |
| #45 | disco mask | 1,477 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #921 | ghost cucumber | 39 |
| #83 | helmet turtle | 1,486 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #31 | mariachi pants | 1,502 |
| #40 | pasta spoon | 1,463 |
| #44 | ravioli hat | 1,531 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #61 | saucepan | 1,488 |
| #40 | seal tooth | 1,466 |
| #59 | seal-clubbing club | 1,529 |
| #70 | stolen accordion | 1,526 |
| #56 | turtle totem | 1,528 |
| #761 | vinegar | 44 |