| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #2037 | badass belt | 26 |
| #1530 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #175 | cranberries | 206 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #143 | flaming crutch | 67 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #315 | goth kid t-shirt | 15 |
| #1185 | grue egg | 22 |
| #180 | hot wing | 576 |
| #362 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 388 |
| #339 | ice-cold Willer | 140 |
| #308 | ice-cold fotie | 86 |
| #292 | papaya | 73 |
| #442 | thin black candle | 319 |
| #389 | wad of dough | 103 |