| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #385 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 28 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #32 | Ent cider | 649 |
| #27 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 563 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #53 | abominable snowcone | 767 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #10 | baby killer bee | 7,455 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #17 | carob chunks | 561 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #48 | clockwork key | 23 |
| #23 | decorative fountain | 525 |
| #707 | easter egg balloon | 35 |
| #28 | filthy corduroys | 422 |
| #32 | filthy knitted dread sack | 403 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #752 | grue egg | 35 |
| #39 | hemp string | 528 |
| #214 | herb brownies | 158 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #55 | patchouli incense stick | 528 |
| #24 | phat turquoise bead | 416 |
| #17 | piercing post | 519 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #20 | tambourine bells | 458 |
| 🥇 | tasket | 13,581 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | tisket | 13,581 |
| #17 | wad of tofu | 512 |
| #401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |