| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #589 | Cold Hots candy | 7 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #513 | Orcish frat-paddle | 3 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #47 | Snow Queen Crown | 267 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #117 | asshat | 40 |
| #1537 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #14 | beertini | 453 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #538 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #14 | bum cheek | 2,721 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #19 | chain-mail monokini | 45 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #14 | coconut bikini top | 25 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #99 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1780 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #30 | happiness | 350 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #66 | hippo whip | 4 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #434 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #596 | mariachi G-string | 2 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #40 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 24 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #690 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #572 | pixellated candy heart | 21 |
| #110 | plastic passion fruit | 20 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #414 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #1345 | pretty flower | 8 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #59 | rainbow tie | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #397 | slap and tickle | 3 |
| #24 | sleazy fairy gravy | 10 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #147 | sugar-coated pine cone | 24 |
| #13 | supportive bra | 1,993 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #54 | toothbrush | 40 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #199 | tulip | 3 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #52 | weegee sqouija | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #69 | yak whip | 2 |