| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #588 | Cold Hots candy | 7 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #512 | Orcish frat-paddle | 3 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #47 | Snow Queen Crown | 267 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #118 | asshat | 40 |
| #1538 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #14 | beertini | 453 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #539 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #14 | bum cheek | 2,721 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #19 | chain-mail monokini | 45 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #14 | coconut bikini top | 25 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #98 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1781 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #30 | happiness | 350 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #66 | hippo whip | 4 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #595 | mariachi G-string | 2 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #40 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 24 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #688 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #571 | pixellated candy heart | 21 |
| #105 | plastic passion fruit | 20 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #1341 | pretty flower | 8 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #59 | rainbow tie | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #398 | slap and tickle | 3 |
| #24 | sleazy fairy gravy | 10 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #147 | sugar-coated pine cone | 24 |
| #13 | supportive bra | 1,993 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #54 | toothbrush | 40 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #200 | tulip | 3 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #52 | weegee sqouija | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #68 | yak whip | 2 |