| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #773 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #112 | dusty left clavicle | 4 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #191 | green beer | 90 |
| #1156 | helmet turtle | 11 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #224 | potato sprout | 9 |
| #1024 | skeleton bone | 9 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |